I received this in an email today courtesy of Chic Critique, a great resources for photographers.
Thought I would share and let everyone else get a giggle out of it.
Top 9 Auto-Reply Emails You Wish You Could Send:
1. I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.
2. I am hiding in my closet from being overworked and underpaid. I’ll get back to you as soon as I stop rocking myself in the fetal position.
3. I only got 3 hours of sleep last night so I might get all “Hulk” on you. I’ll get back to you when I transform back into Bruce Banner mode.
4. No, your photos weren’t ready because, frankly, I haven’t even taken them off the memory card yet.
5. I can’t find my desk & computer because it’s hidden under piles of papers, I’ll get back to you when I do.
6. I haven’t seen my husband or my kids in days so get in line, Sucka!!
7. It’s pretty unlikely that your photos are edited since I am still in my pajamas.
8. Thank you for your email. You have been added to a queing system and are currently in 352nd place. You can expect to receive a reply in 11 weeks and 3 days.
9. I am on an email-strike. I’ll get back to you NEVER!
Happy Friday Everyone!
Back to getting organized for the year… More work, less goofing off 🙂